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== The most normal sentence said in DisNCord ==
== The most normal sentence said in DisNCord ==
[[File:Sunrise_720p.png|200px|thumb|right|the SUN rises]]


[[File:Sunrise_720p.png|200px|thumb|right|the SUN rises]]<pre>
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nicco1690: Sunrise
aquamarine: Sunrise
Restless Yankee: I also want to post that to /r/minecraft
Restless Yankee: I also want to post that to /r/minecraft
nicco1690: wait, lemme flip the sun back around
aquamarine: wait, lemme flip the sun back around
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== Not so normal sentences said in DisNCord ==
 
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NCommander: My revenge against those who quoth me is giving them choice
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NCommander: Don't worry, web design is my passion(tm), and I use Frontpage 98 for a less bloated Internet
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== The gift that keeps giving ==
NCommander: Death by platonic snoo snoo
NCommander: I really keep @YAGPDB.xyz because the thank you counter is always hilarious when it goes off
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YAGPDB.xyz: Gave +1 Rep to @YAGPDB.xyz
NCommander: ...
NCommander: you know, kinda like that


== On N's Life ==
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NCommander: ... god my entire channel is one man's exploration into BDSM
volatilefluid: We're all just files mounted into your namespace, presumably Plan 9-style.
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== On Bad Ideas ==
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NCommander: I'M GOING TO DEBUG THE INSTALLER
NCommander: ... why is that a normal sentence ...
pJowok: it's not a normal sentence, it's a coherent sentence that is grammatically valid
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== NCommander on Stream ==
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NCommander: The best way to explain the neigherhood was a bunch of people who bought their personalities from a Sears catalog
NCommander: We're only using 32GB of ram! I can open 2 more chrome tabs!
''long pause and quieter''
I'm going to hell for that...
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== Really puts stuff in perspective ==
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NCommander: ... what the hell would an NCard even do?
NCommander: you know, the Queen outlasted PAL broadcasting
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== Ah yes, IBM dynasty ==
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NCommander: NBunboy?
vmlemon: OS/2 is kinda like a Ming vase, or something - fragile, opaque, and awkward to repair, when it breaks
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== Probably one of the less insane things ever said here ==
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NCommander: Most discord servers don't talk about building a Token Ring network so I can prove that you can run Windows 95 without a hard drive
mineman: is it bad that "cross compiling bash for iOS" is a completely normal sentence here?
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== How Inoichi 2D was started ==
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NCommander: I'm pretty sure the quotes file is going to be used as key evidence when I'm held on crimes against computing.
Luna the Foxgirl: But yeah, it started as a subsystem for my lesbian foxgirl mahjong game engine
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== NCommander being on fire ==
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NCommander: DIsNCord: Either we broaden your horizons, or drive you mad in the attempt
NCommander: Maybe if the fire asked me out to dinner first
Mineman and sadmac: *bursts out into laughter*
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== The Simple Truth ==
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NCommander: I just ordered an EISA Token Ring card ...
NCommander: The saying in rehab circles is "fake it til you make it"
NCommander: but by and large, the difference between online you and real life you is more confidence
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== Limits ==
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NCommander: Pain is my eternal friend
Waterpear — Today at 12:46 AM
>open os/2 stream vod
>see comment talking about visual j++
>close os/2 stream vod
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== The Software Lifecycle ==
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NCommander: Reinstalling Minecraft was a mistake
FreeFull: Oh boy, it's time to build perl
Lunathir: Ran into a bit of software gore
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== When The Void Stares Back ==
NCommander: ''laughs in Intel Professional Workstation''
On occasion, the eldritch lore makes itself known ...
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NCommander: Let's not make the Portable actually portable 😛
Dr. Shuppet: As of the MDOS4 toolchain thing, I tried MASM 4.0, and it produced an object file that is accepted by LINK4
S: However, LINK4 wants an automatic data segment, and I'm not sure how to make one
S: MASM certainly supports it, since it's needed for any NE binary, including Windows 1.0
Restless Yankee: You usually need a DEF file
RY: ... I suffered through this in Watcom/wasm/wlink, and I got a cold shiver trying to figure it out with what little survives of early Microsoft documentation
S: Ah, I didn't think of that, since I'm neither building a DLL nor I'm importing any symbols
RY: 16-bit EXEs have a DEF file
RY: There's a default, but I think I even had one for FLAGGEN
RY: https://github.com/NCommander/progress-pride-win16/blob/main/source/flaggen.def
RY: ... how is it I have the cold shiver, and then immediately produce a link written by my own hand that is the probable answer ...
RY: ... fuck it, that one is going on the quotes page ...
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== Paint Drying, Some Assembly Required ==
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NCommander: Sometime between now, and Boston falling into the ocean 😉
sadmac356: At this point my "paint drying" is more "if you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe"
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== Tickle Current ==
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NCommander: There's a difference between a healthy relationship and using AWS
kraaabs: It’s charging in the way that condensation on a window is flooding your house
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== Additional Quotes ==
NCommander: oh man, having fresh clipped nails is like having incredibly fresh guacamole at that one mexican place that looks dingy, but is super authentic
[https://github.com/TwoPizza9621536/ncommander-quotes Unofficial NCommander quotes file]
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Latest revision as of 18:42, 8 September 2024

Add new quotes at the bottom (at least for now, can discuss what's better).

The most normal sentence said in DisNCord

the SUN rises
aquamarine: Sunrise
Restless Yankee: I also want to post that to /r/minecraft
aquamarine: wait, lemme flip the sun back around

The gift that keeps giving

NCommander: I really keep @YAGPDB.xyz because the thank you counter is always hilarious when it goes off
YAGPDB.xyz: Gave +1 Rep to @YAGPDB.xyz
NCommander: ...
NCommander: you know, kinda like that

On N's Life

volatilefluid: We're all just files mounted into your namespace, presumably Plan 9-style.

On Bad Ideas

NCommander: ... why is that a normal sentence ...
pJowok: it's not a normal sentence, it's a coherent sentence that is grammatically valid

NCommander on Stream

NCommander: We're only using 32GB of ram! I can open 2 more chrome tabs!
''long pause and quieter''
I'm going to hell for that...

Really puts stuff in perspective

NCommander: you know, the Queen outlasted PAL broadcasting

Ah yes, IBM dynasty

vmlemon: OS/2 is kinda like a Ming vase, or something - fragile, opaque, and awkward to repair, when it breaks

Probably one of the less insane things ever said here

mineman: is it bad that "cross compiling bash for iOS" is a completely normal sentence here?

How Inoichi 2D was started

Luna the Foxgirl: But yeah, it started as a subsystem for my lesbian foxgirl mahjong game engine

NCommander being on fire

NCommander: Maybe if the fire asked me out to dinner first
Mineman and sadmac: *bursts out into laughter*

The Simple Truth

NCommander: The saying in rehab circles is "fake it til you make it"
NCommander: but by and large, the difference between online you and real life you is more confidence

Limits

Waterpear — Today at 12:46 AM
>open os/2 stream vod
>see comment talking about visual j++
>close os/2 stream vod

The Software Lifecycle

FreeFull: Oh boy, it's time to build perl
Lunathir: Ran into a bit of software gore

When The Void Stares Back

On occasion, the eldritch lore makes itself known ...

Dr. Shuppet: As of the MDOS4 toolchain thing, I tried MASM 4.0, and it produced an object file that is accepted by LINK4
S: However, LINK4 wants an automatic data segment, and I'm not sure how to make one 
S: MASM certainly supports it, since it's needed for any NE binary, including Windows 1.0
Restless Yankee: You usually need a DEF file
RY: ... I suffered through this in Watcom/wasm/wlink, and I got a cold shiver trying to figure it out with what little survives of early Microsoft documentation
S: Ah, I didn't think of that, since I'm neither building a DLL nor I'm importing any symbols
RY: 16-bit EXEs have a DEF file
RY: There's a default, but I think I even had one for FLAGGEN
RY: https://github.com/NCommander/progress-pride-win16/blob/main/source/flaggen.def
RY: ... how is it I have the cold shiver, and then immediately produce a link written by my own hand that is the probable answer ...
RY: ... fuck it, that one is going on the quotes page ...

Paint Drying, Some Assembly Required

sadmac356: At this point my "paint drying" is more "if you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe"

Tickle Current

kraaabs: It’s charging in the way that condensation on a window is flooding your house

Additional Quotes

Unofficial NCommander quotes file